Cuase I’m a Blonde!

It’s a crappy little cell phone pic, but you get the idea 🙂 Enjoy the pic of my new hair and lyrics to my new theme song!

Because I’m a blonde I don’t have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don’t have to worry if I’m getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
Cause I’m a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see people working and it just makes me giggle,
cause I don’t have to work, I just have to giggle
Cause I’m a blonde B-L-O-N-D
Cause I’m a blond don’t you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, “So what?”
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever
I’m around, all the men ignore ’em
Cause I’m a blonde nyah nyah nyah
Cause I’m a blonde nyah nyah nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;
Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don’t tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay “Duck Magnum, duck!”
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can’t spell BW but I got a Porsche
Cause I’m a blonde B-L-I-N-D
Cause I’m a blonde don’t you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month’s Miss August is
like a compliment I’ll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I’m a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is
to become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I’m snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I’m a blonde B-L- . . . I don’t know!

Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah

Song Lyrics: “Cause I’m A Blonde”
Recorded by: “Julie Brown”
Written by: (Brown, Coffey, Poore)
EP: “Goddess in Progress” – 1984

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